Tickled All Colours of the Rainbow
December 13, 2006 
Someone likes me. Today, I planned to write about what a travesty it is that none of my family members/friends/co-workers are even remotely considering giving me a naked (and perhaps caramel-covered) Orlando Bloom for Christmas, but I have now realized that there are gifts out there that far outstrip (har har) celebrity flesh.
Thank you. 
And thanks to HP (no, those initials do not stand for Harry Potter).
P.S. This is probably a good time to say – I’m working on a novel, baby, yeah!
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You’re looking tickled. Very very tickled. Well done! Oh, and the reason you’re not getting Orlando is that I got the last one …
That’s all kinds of awesome.
My blue jeans is tight!
Anna’s blue jeans is so tight, you can see her penis!
(I’m not inappropriate. Ever.)