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Sexy Movies Fail

March 17, 2009

Because it’s been a horrible few days (folks who have e-mailed – I shall e-mail you back, just give me a moment to process, so I don’t sound like a moron), and, therefore, some lulz are desperately needed in this corner of cyberspace – here is Joe Sapien on “Sexy Movies that Make You Want to Stab Yourself.”

A word of advice – do not attempt to dredge up that Jack Nicholson & Jessica Lange clip from “The Postman Always Rings Twice” re-make. It might possibly ruin your day. Or life. Depending on how fragile you are.

I had to do it for professional reasons, but my life feels good and ruined already – so it’s OK.

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6 comments

  1. he is SO. WRONG. about Y Tu Mama Tambien.


  2. I think it’s a great piece, but I mostly disagreed about Cary Grant. Meesa wuv Cary Grant. It’s interesting, because one of my old friends from Charlotte had a grandfather who was really good friends with Cary Grant. There’s pictures of them together all over the house… *so* lovely… :)


  3. Talking of possible fails, what do you think of these attempts at a Russian accent? Is it a crap attempt or fairly credible?

    This is a big ad campaign in the U.K. They’ve even done a Twitter and Facebook page for the main character.


  4. It’s funny, but could be done better, imho. And they totally stole Geico’s gecko idea!


  5. No way. Meerkats beat Gecko’s anyday and I haven’t wished an anthropomorphic animal was real this much since the Care Bears.


  6. And Swimming Pool?! What kind of crazy age spectrum is Ludivine Sagnier at the far reaches of?!



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