“It smells like an old crypt,” Noor said as the central heating system sluggishly started up for the first time that autumn. Stray leaves whispered in the ducts.
“Smelled a crypt before?” Khaldoun asked his new wife. Continue reading “The American House”
As taken by my bruh, who knows how to make me look good (even when I haven’t slept and have recently gotten out of my pajamas, which I frankly spend way too much time in).
We will return to your regularly scheduled posting soon.
If you are interested in the (somewhat frozen) conflict in parts of eastern Ukraine, you should hop on down to Kyiv’s brand new PostPlayTheater and check out the documentary play “Rebels” (“Ополченцi” in Ukrainian. The word itself usually has a slightly different meaning in English, but “rebel” is one of the standard terms for the separatists out east, so I am using it for now).
Rebels is the story of one man, recorded on a dictaphone by some kiosks on a late night in central Kyiv. The man used to be a part of the Russia-backed uprising in Donetsk, a conflict that has claimed thousands of lives and displaced over two million people. Continue reading “Kyiv’s PostPlayTheater: of “Rebels,” Donetsk, and discomfiting narratives”
Note: I watched My Little Pony porn for the sake of research. It is not my thing, and I have Pony Traumatic Stress Disorder now (and can’t even take credit for that phrase). You can honor my sacrifice by liking, sharing, tweeting, donating, or sending Tom Hiddleston to my house with a bottle of whiskey and a box of jelly doughnuts.
There is much to learn about Russian porn trends from Pornhub’s 2015 year in review stats. We are first going to first zero in on the elephant in the room. No getting around it. It is too massive.
We must talk about My Little Pony (MLP) porn. Continue reading “Pornhub’s 2015 insights on Russia: My Little Pony smut on the rise, “porn nationalism” is not a thing, MILFs are popular for a reason”
I’ve sent out some e-mails, but am not sure if everyone has gotten them, so I just want to take a moment to say THANK YOU SO MUCH, GUYS – for supporting this blog, for donating, for liking, for sharing, for commenting, and for generally being there. This means everything to me. I used to get the impression that it was mostly trolls who read my blog closely, but you have proven me wrong. I usually HATE to be proven wrong, but not right now.
I am in the middle of a big essay I think many of you will like (or be horrified by. It’s a thin line, etc). Until then – may you have a great 2016, and may the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house. Or may they just go on a bender and ditch their plans to visit altogether, as so many writers I know do.