Sometimes, I want to ruin my life

8 thoughts on “Sometimes, I want to ruin my life”

1. Because regardless of the end, the middle can be pretty damn sweet sometimes.

2. In the 2 hours since I left this comment, I’ve had a contractor screw me over, my kids have been crying non-stop and my car won’t start. Maybe the middle part isn’t so sweet after all.

3. A couple of comments:
   1. I think you meant to say ‘fuck it all’ rather than ‘fuck all’, which is a Brit expression meaning ‘nothing’.
   2. Because your boyfriend is planning to sell his soul to the capitalist devil, making you lots of money and enabling you to write the great American (must it be?) novel.
   3. Because you have a cute dog that doesn’t smell (much).
   4. Is that sufficient or do I have to tell you that you’re awesome as well?

   Blardy blarh blarh blarh

4. And you know the end is bitter?

5. My misspelling is post-modern in nature, thankyouverymuch.

   Beth! Hi! Of course it is.

   See what I mean, Kevin? 😉

6. My ass is post-modern in nature

7. I think your ass is more neoclassical, actually.

8. The conversation about Rann’s ass is making me nauseous…after the tasty lunch I wasn’t supposed to eat.