The fact that the maintenance guys in the apartment complex are trying to act as if it’s my fault the neighbour downstairs is getting flooded. First they acted as though my bath must have overflowed. When they saw that this was not the case, they tried to make me feel guilty for taking a fifteen-minute shower this morning. Because, you see, if the pipes are messed up – it’s clearly my fault – I obviously shouldn’t be taking any showers whatsoever. I should have deduced the situation with my super-duper ESP powers. And who takes showers in the morning anyway? Wow, I’m such an asshole for daring to wash my hair and shave and exfoliate! Ship me off to Nuremberg already!
Of course, all of this means that I will probably be showering at Mark’s tomorrow. Sexytime!
Natalia A. 
Man, Ukraine is very politically unstable. What they need is a benevolent dictator, don’t you think?
I’m up for the job, if you could pass my name on to the right people…
The line forms, uh, waaaaay over there… 😉
Natalia, you already took your shower two weeks ago. Time to give someone else a turn. Way to be selfish.