I don’t want to end up as a lampshade in some creepy apartment. – “The 40-Year Old Virgin.” If someone came up to me today and said, “Natalia, you know a very special and rare person: an actual female serial killer! You can guess which person in your wide-ranging and exciting circle of friends andContinue reading “Bundy reborn… with boobies”
Author Archives: Natalia Antonova
Б… Шо це?
Well, the good thing is – there’s no shooting, nothing retro like that– although I’m pretty sure some people are doing shots to keep their nerves in order. Ukraine, they tell me, is wide awake on this Monday night. A lot of my friends are happy this is happening: “it’s about time,” etc. For thoseContinue reading “Б… Шо це?”
Verka in the West
She is played by Andriy Danilko. Her breasts are the original beasts that the world had stood on for all this time. Her language is a dialect you hear at the bazaars. Her drinking is legendary, as are her amorous appetites. Is she misogynist? Racist? An agent of the evil gay agenda, or, for thatContinue reading “Verka in the West”
Two things are annoying me right now
The fact that my cynicism-encrusted heart tells me that absolutely nothing of value could possibly happen at this point; and no one is rushing to prove me wrong. The fact that the maintenance guys in the apartment complex are trying to act as if it’s my fault the neighbour downstairs is getting flooded. First theyContinue reading “Two things are annoying me right now”
Tough love my lily-white Slavic bum!
“Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo?” Rubashov over at Darkness at Noon recently invited La Russophobe for a bit of a chat. I wouldn’t invite La Russophobe to a piss-swilling contest (it’s nothing personal – I agree with a lot of the things thatContinue reading “Tough love my lily-white Slavic bum!”
Natalia A. 