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Just Like Honey

I’ve been having these chocolate-covered, mint-flavoured, sand-splattered Daniel Craig fantasies. I can’t concentrate on anything. We also went to the beach: barrier islands, North Carolina like I hardly know it. On the phone, my mother was saying that she saw three corpses on the side of the road in barbaric Ukraine after a car crash,Continue reading “Just Like Honey”

Road Rage

I just love it when someone runs a red light, then proceeds to honk at me for being in his way, because, you know, the fact that I happen to have the green light doesn’t really mean anything.

What Can You Do?

I think I offended someone horribly today. Whilst eating lunch with Le Boyfriend, I saw friend Stepha. Friend Stepha informed me that the potluck dinner (yes, we do potluck, and no, we’re not boring and middle-aged… I think) that we have been planning with friend Paula may be postponed, due to the latter’s commitment toContinue reading “What Can You Do?”

Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday

Homecoming weekend is over. Tomorrow is Monday. People keep implying that the past four years were the “best,” and that it’s all downhill from here. My former classmates have gone to New York, to Charlotte, to Uganda. We meet up for beer when we can, we message each other on Facebook. None of us areContinue reading “Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday”