I am a Fatalist

Even after the gut-wrenching S & M Jesus, “‘Sugartits,” the insistence that Jews are responsible for every bad thing in the universe starting with the pimple on my chin, and a wife turned into a “rock” and a baby-machine, I still find myself having the occasional indecent thought about Mel Gibson.

Eat that, crazy (azure-eyed like me) Catholic. You’re leading me into sin (our babies would have those azure eyes as well). Hypocrite.

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