Even after the gut-wrenching S & M Jesus, “‘Sugartits,” the insistence that Jews are responsible for every bad thing in the universe starting with the pimple on my chin, and a wife turned into a “rock” and a baby-machine, I still find myself having the occasional indecent thought about Mel Gibson.
Eat that, crazy (azure-eyed like me) Catholic. You’re leading me into sin (our babies would have those azure eyes as well). Hypocrite.
Natalia A. 
Hi, I’d be interested in interviewing you for a portion of my upcoming book. Please contact me at molly.blythe@gmail.com — I neeeeed you (and anyone else who was ever “sorta kinda a model”!). Thanks so much!
Oh, I doubt I’d be much help. I was 13, and it was only for a few months. But I’ll write, just in case.
Well, nothing should stand in the way of more azure eyed babies in the world.
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