Bad News – Page 38

“You won’t find these tapes in stores! Exclusive r(ap)e videos.”

Sweet Lurline! What on God’s navel is going on? Spam like this makes me nostalgic for “penile enhancement” e-mails.

It never ends

No, really. I’m tired of this. I’m tired of this. I’m bloody tired of this, OK? Duke is suffering from this – in more ways than it may actually be apparent. Duke may be evolving through this – but I just don’t see an evolution.

Smart, handsome, successful writers are a rare breed indeed

And when they’re gunned down, the planet is the poorer for it. Journalists have tremendous power, and their murderers fear it, hate it, and believe in it. You wouldn’t bother destroying something you didn’t believe in. So, to Hrant Dink. I could barely pronounce his first name the first time I saw it in print,Continue reading “Smart, handsome, successful writers are a rare breed indeed”

S(nu)ff films from a “free Iraq”

Now with decapitation scenes too! And remember, Iraqis owe us a “huge debt of gratitude” for jump-starting this exciting film industry!

I’ve met guys like Tucker Carlson before

Although they sometimes (very rarely) meant well, they were largely masters of pomposity, insecurity, and douchebaggery . Thankfully, none of them had enough clout to do this. Support Freelance Genius, victim to Carlson’s rabid entitlement! Uptd. : I mean, come on! “Conservative pundit Tucker Carlson, host of Tucker and formerly of Crossfire fame, has recentlyContinue reading “I’ve met guys like Tucker Carlson before”