I should have invited that guy over for tea and sex, right?

Camille Paglia is pissing me off again; the universe has righted itself at last About a week before the horrible events that took place at Virginia Tech, I took a late-evening stroll to the gym. I planned on watching the Daily Show (we haven’t had a TV since the winter) while I sweated. The gymContinue reading “I should have invited that guy over for tea and sex, right?”

And for dessert we have… Drunken pseudo-intellectualism next door!

What happened last week was the sort of incident that made me hope, with every tiny atom of my physical being and with every little metaphysical building block of my immortal soul, to leave Durham, North Carolina very soon. In a restaurant that serves good wine, it’s inevitable that some people should get a littleContinue reading “And for dessert we have… Drunken pseudo-intellectualism next door!”

Because Ahmadinejad is doing great things for Persian culture and all

Morons, “300” is based on a Frank Miller comic book – it’s not an original creation by the evil Hollywood puppeteers – get your stereotypes straight. Anyway, since when do hard-line pseudo-Islamic governments stand up for filthy pagans? Oh, right, when it’s politically convenient. I don’t really think that it’s abnormal for people to haveContinue reading “Because Ahmadinejad is doing great things for Persian culture and all”

Tonight We Dine On Spilt Milk

Just because it’s fun to rip apart the other end of the spectrum… Here is my (cheeky) take on Slate’s review of “300” (I’m not linking to it – they rot enough people’s brains as it is): “A Movie Only a Spartan Could Love” But tell us how you really feel about the unwashed masses,Continue reading “Tonight We Dine On Spilt Milk”

Speaking of “elite institutions of higher learning”

Another day, another gem published in The Chronicle: Now, for the sake of context, please check out the column that the fine gentleman is referencing. Got all that? Now on to the gem: Jacqui Detwiler asks “why on earth” parents would not want their daughters spared from STDs (“‘H’ is for ‘Hussy,’” Feb. 28). TheContinue reading “Speaking of “elite institutions of higher learning””