… On those six imams.
Me: “They were guilty of flying while Muslim! Everyone knows you can’t do that! Next thing you know, people will start driving while black again!”
Random Muslim Dude: “You can [fly while Muslim]. But you’re supposed to use a carpet. Everyone knows that.”
My bad!
Natalia A. 
Oh…so that’s why they were taken off the plane in handcuffs. And here I was thinking it was an act of discrimination brought about by the Bush Administration’s policy of vilifying all those Mauz-lems. Silly me.
Most excellent! A carpet!