Someone likes me. Today, I planned to write about what a travesty it is that none of my family members/friends/co-workers are even remotely considering giving me a naked (and perhaps caramel-covered) Orlando Bloom for Christmas, but I have now realized that there are gifts out there that far outstrip (har har) celebrity flesh.
Thank you. 🙂
And thanks to HP (no, those initials do not stand for Harry Potter).
P.S. This is probably a good time to say – I’m working on a novel, baby, yeah!
Natalia A. 
You’re looking tickled. Very very tickled. Well done! Oh, and the reason you’re not getting Orlando is that I got the last one …
That’s all kinds of awesome. 😀
My blue jeans is tight!
Anna’s blue jeans is so tight, you can see her penis!
(I’m not inappropriate. Ever.)