“Russian squirrel pack ‘kills dog.'”
You thought that what you seriously had to worry about was bad vodka, the FSB, and the FSB drunk on bad vodka.
You thought that polonium was a truly ingenious secret weapon.
You thought that the worst aspect of the Russian environment was the bitter fucking cold.
Oh how wrong and deluded and innocent you were.
Natalia A. 
that polonium thing was the perfect crime – the perfectly botched crime, that is. it would be difficult to find another method of killing someone that would leave traces for 50,000 years!
West Virginia giving Russia a run for its money:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,236483,00.html
Crap, Wisconsin. Whatever, it just felt like our trip to West Virginia.
“I AIN’T COMING DOWN!!!”
Heh heh.
***it would be difficult to find another method of killing someone that would leave traces for 50,000 years!***
I know. Geez. What happened to the good old-fashioned bullet?
Killer squirrels and transgendered deer. What’s next, killer squirrels in drag knocking back martinis?