This is a True Story

“Russian squirrel pack ‘kills dog.'”

You thought that what you seriously had to worry about was bad vodka, the FSB, and the FSB drunk on bad vodka.

You thought that polonium was a truly ingenious secret weapon.

You thought that the worst aspect of the Russian environment was the bitter fucking cold.

Oh how wrong and deluded and innocent you were.

6 thoughts on “This is a True Story

  1. that polonium thing was the perfect crime – the perfectly botched crime, that is. it would be difficult to find another method of killing someone that would leave traces for 50,000 years!

  2. ***it would be difficult to find another method of killing someone that would leave traces for 50,000 years!***

    I know. Geez. What happened to the good old-fashioned bullet?

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