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Sir Anthony | [edited]@mail.yahoo.uk | IP: [edited]
I love your blonde hair and blue eyes.
You should read Camp of the Saints. Darkies secretly despise women with blonde hair and blue eyes.
My real hair colour is russii, btw. There’s no word for it in English. It’s a kind of ash blond which turns to reddish in certain light. False advertising, I’m afraid!
(Seriously though, dear God! Blech!)