People keep referring to her as “busted” these days, and I’m just like, WHAT? Give the woman a break. After two kids, a crappy divorce, and various colourful incidents, she’s way more interesting now than she ever was when my generation was in high school. I don’t even care that she lip-syncs, I enjoy her spectacle, not her voice. Which is why I felt vindicated when this list came out. Well, sort of, because Miley freaking Cyrus somehow made it to third place, but Pink is not even on it. So you know it’s technically invalid.
(These are all the deep thoughts I can muster right now. I am a very happy, but very tired girl.)