No, really. I’m tired of this. I’m tired of this. I’m bloody tired of this, OK? Duke is suffering from this – in more ways than it may actually be apparent. Duke may be evolving through this – but I just don’t see an evolution.
Author Archives: Natalia Antonova
Things I Learned Via the Amanda Marcotte Debacle
1. Bill Donohue has a thing for “silencing” women (Amanda Marcotte wouldn’t be the first one, oh no). Gag fetish, maybe? 2. Certain Evangelical Christians are only big on this whole “love” concept when it’s convenient; otherwise they call you a “worthless hag,” “stupid bitch,” and “racist whore.” Then they tell you that you oughtContinue reading “Things I Learned Via the Amanda Marcotte Debacle”
The iBrator
Yes! YES! YES!!! Giving a whole new meaning to the line “she comes in colours…” With special thanks to Paul, a bad motherfucker and forever-friend.
Nightmares:
Sometimes your mind is like a room with steel bars on the windows. You’re retreating into a corner, dragging your hand across the wall. There’s something at the door and it moves toward you. Sometimes it’s just a mass of pain – a tumour of pointed teeth, flailing arms, black claws. Sometimes it has aContinue reading “Nightmares:”
Things that Apple should reinvent next
1. The condom 2. The haircut 3. The automobile 4. The video game console 5. The household pet 6. The imaginary friend 7. The toilet 8. The window 9. Post-secondary education 10. Ukraine