Good News – Page 41

I saw a friend today, oh boy

I haven’t seen Sasha in 12 years. She’s a very pretty dyed blonde now, and she has breasts, as do I, but otherwise, little has changed. The wind is whipping up snow, and I don’t think I will ever forget how she sat in that little wooden chair in a cafe on a street namedContinue reading “I saw a friend today, oh boy”

And what do you want for Christmas, Little Natalia?

It’s not for you to ask for world peace. It’s not for you to ask to win the bloody lottery (although now that you’re a citizen of the United States, you have one-in-a-zillion chance, as opposed to no chance). So then, I will give you the next best thing. I will give you snow.

And so it is

Just like you said it would be. Now drop the rest of the fucking charges, and apologize to everyone whose lives you’ve interrupted. Apologize to the people who trusted you. Apologize to that kid who got beat up off campus. There’s a howling wind here tonight, and I’m wondering if it’ll blow in a MaryContinue reading “And so it is”

Tickled All Colours of the Rainbow

Someone likes me. Today, I planned to write about what a travesty it is that none of my family members/friends/co-workers are even remotely considering giving me a naked (and perhaps caramel-covered) Orlando Bloom for Christmas, but I have now realized that there are gifts out there that far outstrip (har har) celebrity flesh. Thank you.Continue reading “Tickled All Colours of the Rainbow”