I have never been this tired before *in my life*. I imagine that after The Globe is born and we’re back home from the hospital, I will be *even more* tired. The mind boggles. How do people survive? How has the human race been propagating itself all of this time? Oddly enough, the only thingContinue reading “Too tired to attempt a clever blog post, so here’s a pregnant photo”
Category Archives: Russia
The Globe and I
“It’s not a fucking walk in the park.” – Madonna, on pregnancy and childbirth. Well, except on those rare occasions when it is: This summer in Moscow is nothing like last summer in Moscow. For one thing, I don’t wear heels (I don’t even know where all of my high-heeled shoes went, at this pointContinue reading “The Globe and I”
Money and the (pregnant) ladies: song and dance
I fell for you jiving and I too you in Now all you’ve got to offer me is a drink of gin Why don’t you do right? Like some other men do Get out of here and get me some money, too Unlikes some other women I know, I have no problem admitting that IContinue reading “Money and the (pregnant) ladies: song and dance”
A dog to match her name
Alpha. Vyazniki, Vladimirskaya oblast, Russian Federation. I can’t take pictures worth a crap – and this certainly doesn’t do Alpha any justice. Still, you can imagine what she’s capable of when she’s in the right sort of mood.
Lady troubles. And a pretty Moscow spring.
The Globe and I were in the hospital for a few days – due to him possibly deciding to come out early. I’m back home now, writing, with a bunch of drug prescriptions, some of them quite fun. Inside of me, The Globe is busy imitating a starfish. May has finally become kinder in Moscow,Continue reading “Lady troubles. And a pretty Moscow spring.”