Here’s great advice advice for every single entitled-ass expat who thinks that local women (or any other women) owe him shit: This invitation extends to both the douchebag in the comments on the post below this one, and anyone else who might like to start round 453,534,579 of the What Do You Mean I’m NotContinue reading “Because I needed an excuse to unleash Jeremy Piven”
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The mother of Schwester Ines didn’t quite suffocate me in my sleep (but it was close)
If Christiane Lilge, the director of “Schwester Ines,” [Sister Ines] wanted to explode my brain and the brain of everyone attempting to slog through German shorts night at the Molodist film festival, I think she came pretty close. Closer than any other director featured. This was one of those experimental horror films that make NormanContinue reading “The mother of Schwester Ines didn’t quite suffocate me in my sleep (but it was close)”
Because the apartment nearly went up in flames today
Here’s an awesome LotR fanvid: There’s something about Gollum’s last moments that will always scream “T2” for me. (I’m filing this post under “Good News,” because the apartment did not catch fire after all, and the strapping electricians even got our lights back on after a certain point. There was just a lot of smokeContinue reading “Because the apartment nearly went up in flames today”
Giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
We used to make dolls out of little bags of seeds. She kissed me on the mouth in front of the other girls in our art class when she wanted to make a point. When we waited for our respective parents to pick us up, we turned off the lights in the studio and readContinue reading “Giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl”
Monday Music: the “it’s really Tuesday here now, but I had to work late” edition
I had a really fun weekend, which means that Monday came around and cracked me over the skull with a lead pipe, and took all of my money. You know when you’re so tired that you can no longer sleep? That’s pretty much me at the moment. But hey, it’s for a good cause. DidContinue reading “Monday Music: the “it’s really Tuesday here now, but I had to work late” edition”
Natalia A. 