D.C. Madam commits suicide, pigs sprout wings, and the aliens bring back Elvis

Forgive me for being just a tad suspicious in the wake of this death. Deborah Palfrey, the famous D.C. madam, probably knew a lot of secrets. Her continued existence was inconvenient and irritating to many people. She could have easily written the sort of bestselling memoir that could make publishers weep at her feet (thoughContinue reading “D.C. Madam commits suicide, pigs sprout wings, and the aliens bring back Elvis”

Traveller Meme: Why I Want To Crawl Under A Bed

So I am in Jordan now. Yay Jordan. I hope I can settle here for a while, and I hope things will be cool with the magazines (please spread the word about both GC & AC if you love me – and keep in mind we are always looking for cool new contributors). Two majorContinue reading “Traveller Meme: Why I Want To Crawl Under A Bed”

Looking back at 2007: What have I achieved? Um…

Well, according to my resolutions…  Never drink aga… Nah. Yes, this one was a joke. I make funny. Ha ha. Yes. Take full responsibility for personal finances, which include, but are not limited to, an enormous student debt, excessive food expenditures, and current lack of freelance jobs. No more waiting to be rescued by people whoContinue reading “Looking back at 2007: What have I achieved? Um…”