Yesterday, my dog smelled like puke

5 thoughts on “Yesterday, my dog smelled like puke”

1. One of them newfangled canines that can emit 200 different smells, huh?

2. I was actually at Target the other day, and passing by the pet-aisle, noticed a dog-spray, basically a body-splash for dogs.

   I’ve already given her a bath after she puked and rolled in the puke, but her muzzle and ears were still, ah, aromatic.

   There were three different scents, but we chose mango because it’s a “happy smell” and she is a happy puppy.

   The good thing about the dog-spray is that it’s a fine mist that doesn’t hurt or irritate her, because she HATES having her head washed.

3. HAHAH.

4. You’re just jealous of the fact that you don’t get the mango-love sprayed in your face.

5. you can spray it in my face ANY day.