…No wonder so many people are caught in miserable and destructive affairs of the heart: it’s taken for granted that it must be better than lying on the sofa with a film or a good book and a nice sparkling Rheinhessen. People are idiots. – Squa
Indeed.
Natalia A. 
And this one is brilliant too.
I bask in the warm glow of recognition like a cat that just ate the budgerigar.