Calm the fuck down, bitch
Calm the fuck down
Get it together or get out of town
Oh you crave a crisis
Just to feel important
You’re jerking off again
To a tornado
Of shrieking demon heads
And other fucked-up shit
Bitch, calm the fuck down
Jump in a lake
Sink to the bottom
And listen to the sound
Of nothing and everything
Of water worshipping rock
No one acknowledging you
Or measuring your cock.
Nothing in nature or in the stars
Cares for your shit, bitch
So calm the fuck down.
I wrote this song a while ago for a musician friend and it feels especially appropriate to post it today, in light of everything
Natalia A. 
Thank you for sharing. I really enjoyed it and made me laugh. It’s one of those days for me and I needed the pick me up thank you
It reminded me of when my depression was at its worst, and all i wanted was to tell the thoughts to shut up, calm down and go away.
Thank you for sharing.
Nice one (Y)