Yesterday, someone left a charming comment calling me a “Stockholm syndrome-infected pedophile-lover” because I’m not, like, ecstatic that my childhood hero and pop star legend Michael Jackson has died. I would like to invite this person, and anyone else who may hold similar views, to kindly kiss my ass. As I mentioned in my columnContinue reading “More on Michael Jackson: Fame and money can attract the wrong people to your boudoir”
Author Archives: Natalia Antonova
Mud and Michael
I love how the legendary Dead Sea mud glitters on my shoulder here. I love the way my bathing suit carries its fresh, mineral smell now [ETA: I wrote it was “herbal” before. I must have been more tired than I originally thought]. I spent a little too much time at the hotel watching MichaelContinue reading “Mud and Michael”
Is religion arbitrary? Hell yeah it is
I can’t reply to Yusra & Safiya, because Fatemeh’s stepped in and closed the comments on this post. I’d like to reply to them in my space, however, because both of their comments are interesting and well-argued, and, naturally, deserve a reply.
Possessed Business: Orange Jordan
The inspiration for this post can be traced back to Jad. Thanks, Jad! Dear Orange Jordan, I have had it with you. You’re like some bad boyfriend who takes my money but refuses to deliver on the important things in life, such as rubbing my feet, or, in your case, LETTING ME USE MY GODDAMNContinue reading “Possessed Business: Orange Jordan”
The kitties are having a relationship crisis
As you may know, I am the owner of two kitties – Fanty & Mingo. You can find out more about them here. Fanty and Mingo are having a bit of a tiff. They need relationship counseling. Here’s what happened: Fanty was having diarrhea issues for a while. He was getting better, but since weContinue reading “The kitties are having a relationship crisis”
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