With this song which might as well have been a poem: Rent a flat above a shop, cut your hair and get a job. Smoke some fags and play some pool, pretend you never went to school. But still you’ll never get it right ‘cos when you’re laid in bed at night watching roaches climbContinue reading “Get Frisky”
Author Archives: Natalia Antonova
White House Sex Tapes
This is not a ploy to drum up traffic via pervy search hits I hardly ever read “Vanity Fair” anymore – but contributing editor Wolcott inevitably seduces me into picking up the latest issue. His latest offering, “Why Are British Sex Scandals So Much Better than Ours”?, contains (as usual) a spot-on observation regarding publicContinue reading “White House Sex Tapes”
Anglo-Saxon Oppression at Its Finest
With thanks to Tornado for sharing this classic with us once upon a time.
Gratuitous Harem-and-Kultur-Blogging: The Spartan Edition
In case anyone thought I was done… Or in case anyone was wondering if I was interested in saving the last shreds of my credibility… Gerard Butler – The barrister who became an actor. The actor who became Natalia’s Blog’s Harem Hero. The Harem Hero who… I have no idea how to finish this. Help?Continue reading “Gratuitous Harem-and-Kultur-Blogging: The Spartan Edition”
Creepy Search Items
Almost every blog owner has a menagerie of search items that are funny, surprising, or disturbing (disturbingly dumb, disturbingly weird, and so on). These are a few recent ones, in no particular order: Fr(e)e s(nu)ff Fr(e)e s(nu)ff fi(lm)s – in case any of us were in doubt Russian w(ho)re Veil prevents ra(pe) f(uc)k natalia –Continue reading “Creepy Search Items”