Ours don’t wear gowns, though. Probably because they are not pansies. I mean, can you imagine, the Archangel Michael, the protector of Kiev, in a gown? Me neither. That dude wears a short skirt, like Maximus.
Author Archives: Natalia Antonova
I don’t care what you say, I won’t live in a world without Britney
People keep referring to her as “busted” these days, and I’m just like, WHAT? Give the woman a break. After two kids, a crappy divorce, and various colourful incidents, she’s way more interesting now than she ever was when my generation was in high school. I don’t even care that she lip-syncs, I enjoy herContinue reading “I don’t care what you say, I won’t live in a world without Britney”
A Gaiman/Sedaris video post in which I horribly embarrass myself for the sake of two people I adore
Vladimir, this is for you. I hope both you & Neil Gaiman can forgive me for the bad reading style. Lal, this is for you. I hope you’re happy, and may David Sedaris have mercy on my soul.
Monday Music: brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack before going outside in Kyiv
Ke$ha suits me right now: blond hair, dark roots, ready to pass out in a bathtub, etc. Politics, what politics? Election? What election? Do not speak to me of such things. OK, fine, whatever, I did publish my take on Yanukovych’s win today. And taped some commentary for GRITtv (and looked fug while doing it,Continue reading “Monday Music: brush your teeth with a bottle of Jack before going outside in Kyiv”
Tragedy uncovered by the Kyiv Post: men have a hard time finding toys… er, women they like in Ukraine! Yuliya Popova investigates this shocking trend
God bless the Kyiv Post. Here we are, waiting for the election exit polls to start rolling in, the weather is sunny, but cold, the dogs that Pan Chernovetskiy has allowed to run unchecked all over this great city are having a ball outside, and most normal people are in bed with a hangover. SoContinue reading “Tragedy uncovered by the Kyiv Post: men have a hard time finding toys… er, women they like in Ukraine! Yuliya Popova investigates this shocking trend”
Natalia A. 