Just like you said it would be. Now drop the rest of the fucking charges, and apologize to everyone whose lives you’ve interrupted. Apologize to the people who trusted you. Apologize to that kid who got beat up off campus. There’s a howling wind here tonight, and I’m wondering if it’ll blow in a MaryContinue reading “And so it is”
Category Archives: America
Suicide Queen
College tuition makes Jill want to cry, but I have been forced to think about a more drastic response. And although I am not particularly religious, I think I understand now why despair is considered to be a terrible sin. Would it be OK to say that life after college, so far, has not broughtContinue reading “Suicide Queen”
The Steady Decline of Christopher Hitchens
I knew that he was going downhill for years now, but seriously, What. The. Fuck. Once upon a time, he was actually kind of cool, in that goofy, charming, loutish way. Oh well. I’m pretty sure that any negative responses to this masterpiece will elicit a smug “see-I-told-you-women-don’t-understand-how-humour-works” rant, complete with the obligatory swigs ofContinue reading “The Steady Decline of Christopher Hitchens”
Nancy Pelosi is my Gandalf!
I’m a little bit embarrassed by this, but I’ll defend myself by pointing out that it was written while I was in a passionate, dork-tastic state. As always, thanks to my friends at GC.
From a Recent Conversation…
… On those six imams. Me: “They were guilty of flying while Muslim! Everyone knows you can’t do that! Next thing you know, people will start driving while black again!” Random Muslim Dude: “You can [fly while Muslim]. But you’re supposed to use a carpet. Everyone knows that.” My bad!
Natalia A. 