I’m not sure where this masterpiece originitaed, but the author certainly deserves to rest upon his or her laurels for a good decade or so.
… On those six imams. Me: “They were guilty of flying while Muslim! Everyone knows you can’t do that! Next thing you know, people will start driving while black again!” Random Muslim Dude: “You can [fly while Muslim]. But you’re supposed to use a carpet. Everyone knows that.” My bad!
Other such gems from the newly-powerful Democrats found here. Why didn’t we listen before it was too late?!?! *crying on Rush Limbaugh’s manly shoulder, etc.*