Most of my fellow pseudo-intellectuals think of “The Secret” as a big crock of steaming, unethical shit, but I found it interesting. I don’t know about this Infallible Law of Attraction & Universe As Agent Provocateur Catalogue stuff, but I do think that thoughts have an impact on our fates. I do not think thatContinue reading “Ass-grabbing and Attraction, or Truly the Lord Works in Mysterious Ways”
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…Into Shadow
“This is war, Peacock.” – Clue. You know those old westerns, or those new space westerns, wherein the intrepid hero walks into a saloon or bar and all eyes turn to him? When everyone is waiting for the hero to do something stupid – such as order a glass of milk or fail to kissContinue reading “…Into Shadow”
Blatta orientalis: There will be blood
… So go to sleep bitch, die motherf*cker, die. Time’s up, bitch, close your eyes. – Eminem An old X-Files episode, “War of the Coprophages,” centers on a town brought down to its collective knees by an infestation of cockroaches. I am somewhat depressed to find my present living quarters to be a version ofContinue reading “Blatta orientalis: There will be blood”
FEMINIST RAAAGE
In the immortal words of Maz Jobrani: “The loincloth is coming off.” Throughout my exciting career as blogger, columnist, editor, and commentator on all things feminist, I’ve tried to refrain from using the phrase “the feminist movement needs to throw [insert name here] out on her sorry ass.” Today, I will make an exception. *drumrollContinue reading “FEMINIST RAAAGE”
The Latest Dispatch From The Radical Revolutionary Outpost: Feminine Women Are Dumbasses!
You know, I normally say that I pity the people who buy into this whole “bitter, ugly feminist” stereotype. Nothing wrong with being physically unattractive, especially when you consider how much time and resources conventional attractiveness can consume, but here’s the thing about stereotypes – they are a tool for idiots to engage with theContinue reading “The Latest Dispatch From The Radical Revolutionary Outpost: Feminine Women Are Dumbasses!”
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