Category Archives: I make funny

Important news of the day

I find it hard to read Damn You Autocorrect while breastfeeding. The nipple keeps popping out of the kid’s mouth. Although it’s a good barometer to determine whether or not Lyovka is actually hungry. Nipple pops out on hungry Lyovka? Screaming, tragedy, scandal, etc. Nipple pops out on Lyovka who’s not hungry in the slightest,Continue reading “Important news of the day”

BREAKING: Crappy landlady continues being crappy

The thing about our landlady is that she’s one of those old school people who never evolved past the Soviet Union – and thinks she’s the shit because her husband (who, to be fair, is a nice old man) is a retired army colonel. And because they have a dacha. Or something like that. SheContinue reading “BREAKING: Crappy landlady continues being crappy”

So apparently being female and on Facebook is all about seeking validation

I hope Tracy Clark-Flory was just bored, or something. I hope it was a slow news day. Because – and I mean this in the spirit of sisterhood and camaraderie – who gives a fuck?! And who sincerely wants to live this way? A Facebook friend gets married and posts a bunch of pictures andContinue reading “So apparently being female and on Facebook is all about seeking validation”

So it’s only a “real” pregnancy when your belly is huge. Right.

I technically live two metro stops away from work right now (hopefully not for long – for reasons I’d rather not get into at the moment), but since the Park Kultury station serving the brown circle line has been closed for renovation until the end of the year (!!!!!!!!!!), I prefer to take the busContinue reading “So it’s only a “real” pregnancy when your belly is huge. Right.”