I find it hard to read Damn You Autocorrect while breastfeeding. The nipple keeps popping out of the kid’s mouth.
Although it’s a good barometer to determine whether or not Lyovka is actually hungry.
Nipple pops out on hungry Lyovka? Screaming, tragedy, scandal, etc.
Nipple pops out on Lyovka who’s not hungry in the slightest, but would like to experience the comfort and safety of mom’s breast (just after she sat down to finish an article, of course)? Contented sleep. Well, until roughly 6 minutes later, anyway – when it dawns on him that the breast has been removed to elsewhere and screaming, tragedy, scandal, etc. all ensue.