Hey guys! Do me a favour. Look at this list and tell me what doesn’t belong on it: VCR’s Diaphragms made of crocodile dung The Macarena “Purity at all cost.” I’ll save you the trouble: it’s that last bit. Why? Because the other three are all out of fashion. It’s true. An entire abstinence-only educationContinue reading “Well, then! Thank you, o feisty abstinence-only group, for letting me know I should have killed myself when I was seven!”
Category Archives: Idiots on Parade
Kyle Payne gets jail-time…learns a lesson? Or (surprise!) not?
It was made official a few days ago – Kyle Payne will go to jail. His blog was correctly described by the County Attorney as “narcissistic.” I’m glad that the prosecution saw what we all pretty much saw: a guy making excuses, deeply sorry at the fact that he was caught, and not much else.Continue reading “Kyle Payne gets jail-time…learns a lesson? Or (surprise!) not?”
The Germaine Greer Clown Car Pulls Into Town Once More
Contrary to all manner of vile rumour, I am perfectly capable of saying nice things about culture warrior and battle-hardened crusader against all things pink, otherwise known as Germaine Greer. I think she is an incredibly clever woman who expresses even the most insane opinions with tremendous flourish. I also think she’s damn fine; sayContinue reading “The Germaine Greer Clown Car Pulls Into Town Once More”
Dear Kyle Payne
Let’s get one thing out of the way first, there has not been a “smear campaign” against you. The fact that you would even begin to characterize the actions of Ren and others (anti-porn folk among them, I might add!), pretty much means that you Do Not Get It. You smeared yourself. You committed aContinue reading “Dear Kyle Payne”
The hell?
I know you’re not supposed to feed these things, but honestly, this is like a rare circus creature, it begs to be admired. If you believe this incredible story, the rare circus creature discovered me on an unnamed “fantasy forum” where a member supposedly brought up my fairy tales, then remarked that I am “prettyContinue reading “The hell?”