Intellectual Cyclists on a Rampage: A Horror Story

In the past month, I’ve experienced three near-collisions. Not because I was wasted (shut up, everyone), not because I was freshening up my mascara in the rearview mirror, and certainly not because I was receiving road-head, but because… and I’m going to take a few deep breaths here… Bicyclists. On. Campus. Think. They. Are. Bloody.Continue reading “Intellectual Cyclists on a Rampage: A Horror Story”

Yet another Internet love-fest…

I don’t go looking for reasons to dislike the human race, honest. They seem to plop into my lap out of the ether itself. From a comment thread regarding the latest American Idol dust-up: Do you have a daughter? Is this whore the type of person that you want her to look up to andContinue reading “Yet another Internet love-fest…”

Mommy Moderator’s Conveyor Belt

Y0u are a certifiable nutcase. Don’t comment on issues in regards to Duke U., when you really don’t have a clue. No one was raped. No one was assaulted. No one was kidnapped. The woman is an utter and complete liar. EOS. You’d think that if people are clever enough to the point of beingContinue reading “Mommy Moderator’s Conveyor Belt”

Creepy Search Items

Almost every blog owner has a menagerie of search items that are funny, surprising, or disturbing (disturbingly dumb, disturbingly weird, and so on). These are a few recent ones, in no particular order: Fr(e)e s(nu)ff Fr(e)e s(nu)ff fi(lm)s – in case any of us were in doubt Russian w(ho)re Veil prevents ra(pe) f(uc)k natalia –Continue reading “Creepy Search Items”