If You Want to Adopt a Pet from a Shelter this Christmas

Here are some easy steps you can take to prevent the shelter staff from ripping your throat out and ruining your holiday: 1. Don’t stand by with a “awww-isn’t-this-cute” look on your face while your two-year old attempts to climb into the raging, bite-quarantined Pit Bull’s cage. 2. Don’t tell the front desk staff thatContinue reading “If You Want to Adopt a Pet from a Shelter this Christmas”

The Steady Decline of Christopher Hitchens

I knew that he was going downhill for years now, but seriously, What. The. Fuck. Once upon a time, he was actually kind of cool, in that goofy, charming, loutish way. Oh well. I’m pretty sure that any negative responses to this masterpiece will elicit a smug “see-I-told-you-women-don’t-understand-how-humour-works” rant, complete with the obligatory swigs ofContinue reading “The Steady Decline of Christopher Hitchens”

Another One Bites the Dust

Dieting to death is fashionable, of course. It almost makes sense, in a world where poor people are now the fat ones, having virtually no access to healthy food and being at the mercy of McDonald’s & Co. Perhaps the fashion industry could canonize Ana Carolina Reston – make her a martyr for the “cause.”Continue reading “Another One Bites the Dust”

How About a Riot? Since I’m Not Sufficiently Embarrassed, Or Anything…

These are the sort of immigrants that give the rest of us a bad name. By saying this, I am in no way claiming that they have no right to free speech. I am, however, deeply troubled by their behaviour, and here’s why: Let’s set aside the issue of homosexuality. Homophobes make my blood boil,Continue reading “How About a Riot? Since I’m Not Sufficiently Embarrassed, Or Anything…”