Stuff yourself and smile. Just kidding. I am going to follow Jill’s example and list, in no particular order, some things that I am grateful for. You can add your own, in the comments section. A boyfriend that doesn’t dump me even after I lose my temper at him in the lunchline at Twinnie’s. ParentsContinue reading “The Great American Tradition”
Category Archives: America
“Ban Christmas: replace with Celebrate our Monkey Ancestors Day”!!!
Other such gems from the newly-powerful Democrats found here. Why didn’t we listen before it was too late?!?! *crying on Rush Limbaugh’s manly shoulder, etc.*
Oh Sweet Baby Jesus
They call this a “Purity Ball” I first encountered this freakshow on Feministe. My favourite has to be girl who wants to be a “wedding gift” for her husband. Damn, honey, you are not a gift-wrapped blender! Don’t let the skeevy grown-ups tell you otherwise!
On Voting for the First Time
I had this stupid grin on my face the entire time. It was raining, Mapquest screwed me over on the way to the polling station, and, to top things off, my pants started to fall down as I scurried over to the ballot box. So there I was, wet and tired and with my buttContinue reading “On Voting for the First Time”
How About a Riot? Since I’m Not Sufficiently Embarrassed, Or Anything…
These are the sort of immigrants that give the rest of us a bad name. By saying this, I am in no way claiming that they have no right to free speech. I am, however, deeply troubled by their behaviour, and here’s why: Let’s set aside the issue of homosexuality. Homophobes make my blood boil,Continue reading “How About a Riot? Since I’m Not Sufficiently Embarrassed, Or Anything…”