Is suitably dramatic. “Many are the strange chances of the world.”
Category Archives: I make funny
Tuesday goodness: Stereotyping People by their Favorite Indie Bands
According to this, I’m a gay guy. Alternatively, I’m a boy who thinks that Ocarina of Time is the greatest game ever made — which is frighteningly close, except for the “boy” part. Or just a frequent transcendental experience haver. But mostly, I’m a gay guy.
I’m sorry, but I need to immortalize this moment
Just for my own purposes. So I can come back and look at it later. It’s a scrapbook moment, and I don’t have a scrapbook. Just this blog.
Because I needed an excuse to unleash Jeremy Piven
Here’s great advice advice for every single entitled-ass expat who thinks that local women (or any other women) owe him shit: This invitation extends to both the douchebag in the comments on the post below this one, and anyone else who might like to start round 453,534,579 of the What Do You Mean I’m NotContinue reading “Because I needed an excuse to unleash Jeremy Piven”
“Do you like being unhappy?” “Do you like the fact that rain is wet?”
No one single instant of it was unendurable. Here was a second right here: he endured it. What was undealable-with was the thought of all the instants all lined up and stretching ahead, glittering… – David Foster Wallace. Someone asked me recently if I “like” being unhappy. It’s a strange and, at the same time,Continue reading ““Do you like being unhappy?” “Do you like the fact that rain is wet?””