In the eyes of the law, I am a grown-up. I can vote, drink copious amounts of alcohol, and star in a pornographic feature if I so choose. I have a job, a budget, a car, a dog, a boyfriend, and number of suit jackets with pants to match. I also have a crush on Orlando Bloom.
I am blissfully unashamed.
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I was going to say something snarky like “what Keanu Reeves wasn’t available?” but I cant even pretend that Bloom is as bad an actor as Keanu. Plus, I really liked “The Kingdom of Heaven”, cheesy dialogue and all.
I think “KoH” was marvelous in that whole sometimes silly, sometimes genuine way. And I don’t agree with the article when it says that Orlando can’t grow a beard. He can!
Peach fuzz doesn’t count, ha ha.
YES IT DOES.
I still at work. No cekc.
Oh, poop. Well, cekc this weekend, then.
Go you. I make a point to broadcast my celebrity crushes regularly now that I am over 20, as I was too mature for that sort of thing when I was a teenager. You know how that goes. Or not. At any rate, I drool over men I’ve never met and I don’t care who knows it. Bwah!
Preach it, sister. 🙂
Oh I also rather like the boy who played an elf. I think he’s going to grow up one day and turn into Colin Firth.