Because I’ve been in trouble as of late – for serious this time – I thought I’d put together this post, both for myself and for anyone who has wandered by this blog in search of some sort of comfort (I have no idea why you’d look for it here, but it’s true that we all do get help from strange places, sometime – like, I’ll never forget this really shitty birthday I was having back home in Charlotte one year, and the random hot guy who randomly bought me cake).
One of these I’ve featured before, but must absolutely include in this collection.
This may crash your browser, but it will still be totally worth it:
“I got the Rap Patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my casket’s closed”
‘Too many mutha uckas. Uckin’ with my shi-
There’s too many mutha uckas. Uckin’ with my shi”
“Sunrise doesn’t last all morning, a cloudburst doesn’t last all day. Ыeems my love is up and has left you with no warning. It’s not always going to be this grey. All things must pass, all things must pass away.”
“Well, it’s hard to love, and not be loved, it’s hard to please your mind. Well, you’ve broken the heart of many a poor boy, but you’ll never break this heart of mine.”
“I feel like I’m Han Solo, and you’re Chewie, and she’s Ben Kenobi, and we’re in that fucked-up bar.”
“There’s some good in the world, Mr. Frodo.”
“Я рок-звезда, идите на…”
“And now these three remain: faith, hope and love. But the greatest of these is love.”
“To enter in these bonds, is to be free ;
Then, where my hand is set, my soul shall be. “