Am I a prophet or what? Well, half a prophet, anyway.
Category Archives: Dork-Out
Synesthesia: I has it
Leave it to me to be inspired by a Cracked article about how certain mental conditions could potentially get a guy laid (hey Cracked, when are you going to start helping ladies to get laid? Just sayin). Nabokov had it. Tori Amos has it. Yours truly has it, though she’s not nearly as awesome asContinue reading “Synesthesia: I has it”
50 things meme – a bit of high-school-esque fun
Tagged by Helen; tagging anyone who reads.
“…no girls interested in Trek before this new movie”
I shit you not, my fair friends, someone has actually posted the line above. I had a sarcastic response lined up, and then I thought, why bother? Why bother with someone who’s invested in the idea that Star Trek belongs to a noble subculture of dudely doodz whose responses to it are so much moreContinue reading ““…no girls interested in Trek before this new movie””
We interrupt your regular broadcast due to a terrifying realization…
…That the cats are creepily accurate feline reflections of Boyfriend and I. The female is: Thinner Lighter Neater High-strung Overly Sensitive and Prone to Poorly Timed Fits of Affection The male is: Bigger Darker Sloppier Laid-back Largely Unflappable and Prone to Napping in Unlikely Places I sense a cosmic conspiracy of Berúthiel-esque proportions. One ofContinue reading “We interrupt your regular broadcast due to a terrifying realization…”