Snow

“…for he maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust.” Matthew 5:45

Snow started falling in the beginning of the week. It fell tentatively, testing the ground, like men test a boundary at that point when they’re still wondering if it’s too soon to kiss you. It fluttered in the darkness here and there. It was allegedly spotted on the highway miles outside the city. It burst like occasional confetti, for when the party’s still in its early hours, and awkward. It would not embrace.

It became rougher as the week progressed. It took liberties. It whispered against eyelids; it tortured bus drivers into epic fits of swearing. It muffled footsteps and hearts and drunken outbursts by the dumpster at 2 a.m. It turned ankles and prompted random acts of kindness.

It fell with ardour and without discrimination. It sugared the berets of grandmothers feeling their way through drifts with their canes. It got caught in the hair of the saleslady out for her cigarette, right after she tried to sell me underwear with little gift-bow ties on the sides. It streaked past the windows of a pub where another girl caught the eye of another boy (but in this version, she still prattled about politics, and he still had blue eyes). It stuck stubbornly to one headlight on a swerving Porsche, just as the genie in my iPod coughed up the Wallflowers, and giggled into his fist, pleased with himself (maybe). It landed on tongues and mink hats, on slender steeples and slabs of scowling concrete. It came home with us, and wept.

“My name will be whatever you want it to be,” it said. A shroud or a veil. A pearl for your eye, a line of coke, a grey hair like a line between Before and After.

It said it will hang around for as long as it feels like it. It could not handle being touched too long. In the glow of a convenient streetlight, it tossed back and worth with the wind, like a curtain blowing between this world and some other one (not necessarily better one, just a world: its own laws of physics, its own politicians). It lasted long, as long as it could. It wore itself out, and hung back, exhausted, breathing against leather ear-flaps.

A taxi driver by the bus stop gave up on the engine, and rolled the window down for a smoke. “Fuck me,” he said, to no one in particular. The evaporated tears of war orphans and ecstatic beauty queens were blinding his windshield. All he could do was stare.

In honour of the scheduled Blu-ray release of LotR

(Yeah, I know it’s not the Extended Edition yet, and that they’re milking this for all its worth, but human beings need to take happiness where they can get it)

I present you with epicness:

Pretty boys together, just as they should be. Always.

I’ll never forget the winter I saw FotR seven times. I was a virgin back then, ya’ll. My hair was long and unfashionable. There was a little blue eye on a chain that hung off my rear-view mirror. I liked that winter, because I had complete certainty that my life was great. I have the same certainty this time around as well, regardless of any bullshit, I just can’t trudge to the theater through the snow to see Gandalf light up Dwarrowdelf while the heart in my chest fizzes like an Alka-Seltzer.

You and me, G, and Aragorn, and Legolas, we’re all older. I think we love each other more because of the fact.

My friends do cool things: link round-up

Michael Forster Rothbart, who’s really cool and whom I interviewed earlier this year, has a new site dedicated to his photography, After Chernobyl. It’s interactive.

A couple of people I adore have just created an equally adorable — and convenient — app: Pushme.to. Even as a stubborn, pedantic, even illogically hysterical anti-iPhoner, I can recognize the benefits of this app. For one thing, it allows me to conveniently harass my friends while I’m online.

I love Matthew Sheret, because he produces the kind of music writing I live to publish. Here’s Matt on The Nightmare Before Christmas curated by My Bloody Valentine.

And for a good literary dork-out, look no further than my friend Heidi Steimel, who edited Music in Middle-earth. OK, so the book is in German. I own the collected works of Goethe in German (thanks to a certain Exmouthian), can’t read much except for the stuff I already went over in high school and college and such, but hey, whatever. German is a beautiful language. English is a Germanic language. Never forget, bitches.

So Elin Nordegren is a dew-fresh damsel in distress, and those other women Tiger banged are “skanks”

This — minus the clever asides — could have been written by some fratboy college paper columnist who calls his conquests “whores” and then wears a nice polo to church on Sunday. Virgin/whore much?

Tiger Woods’ cheating isn’t a “symptom” of anything. The fact that anyone even cares about his cheating is the real symptom. I’m sure this is really crappy for his family, but that’s their business to begin with, not mine, or yours.

And as an aside of my own — I hate this “family friendly” image that athletes have to maintain in order to get and keep advertising deals and such. It makes hypocrites out of everyone, including people who act gleeful when they mess up.

(And sure, you know, I use words like “skank” and “ho” all the time, and am a hypocrite as much as anyone else, but I try not to employ them while delving into cultural analysis — because I feel weird making those kinds of statements about entire groups of women, or men)

Monday music: blacklist

When you still have hundreds of kilometers to go, and you’re propping up your eyelids with your free hand, snowflakes that come at the windshield through the dark begin to look like falling stars after a while.

Here are the songs I can’t listen to right now, but do anyway:

Don’t Look Back in Anger – Oasis
Nantes – Beirut
On Call – Kings of Leon
Paper Planes – M.I.A.
Silent Sigh – Badly Drawn Boy
Hungry Heart – Bruce Springsteen
For What It’s Worth – the Cardigans
Make Me Smile (Come Up and See Me) – Erasure
Boots of Spanish Leather – Bob Dylan
Just Like Heaven – the Cure