So, like, you know, I keep up with the search-terms on this blog. Recently, I noticed that I’ve been getting a lot of hits off of the name “Gerard Butler.” There’s no conspiracy going on here: I’ve featured Gerard, and, coincidentally, people are now searching for Gerard, because “RockNRolla” is out. Nothing out of theContinue reading “Dear Dumbass: No, I am not stealing “your man,” Gerard Butler”
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Pictures of Beautiful People, the May Edition
May is my favourite month. May is my favourite month in Kyiv, specifically. It’s a month of rain, birdsong, and violets. I am not there to witness rain, birdsong, and violets. Instead I’m busy smashing cockroach guts all over the bathroom floor in Amman. I’d like to say that I am handling this humbling experienceContinue reading “Pictures of Beautiful People, the May Edition”
PETA’s “Worst Dressed List” – About as progressive as Rush Limbaugh’s big toe
Every year, PETA, the darling of clueless celebrities everywhere (dear actors & pop stars of the known universe, don’t just check with your publicist if the PETA people are “nice,” or whatever, do research), puts us through the hypocritical indignities of their sanctimonious “Worst Dressed List.” Of course, PETA is that classy organization that onceContinue reading “PETA’s “Worst Dressed List” – About as progressive as Rush Limbaugh’s big toe”